A cruffin is a hybrid of a croissant and a muffin. Our Cruffin is none of that, and itâs also not that Blue Sherbet x Zkittles cross thatâs billed as âBlueberry Cruffinâ on the interwebs. Ours is a different beast, a cross of Thin Mintz x DJ Short Blueberry. Ours will punch you in the face and steal your keys. Donât have important things to do when you Cruffin. Donât try to hold a deep conversation while Cruffining. Forget what you were saying? Youâve been Cruffinâd. Itâs so good we printed stickers early. Donât sleep, fam.